Muserism
(noun)
1. any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. an improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.
muserism in a sentence:
wow, that muserism you said is so random.
examples of muserisms:
elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.
the only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut b-tter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.
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