mushed
a forceful pressing motion to the forehead, used to show dominance (usually from a man to woman, or woman to woman) and confrontation
on college hill south beach,
brandon says, “b-tch”
kyle replies, “i just told you not to call me out of my name (mushes brandon)”
brandon replies, “i’m not gonna fight you”
kyle says, “you just got mushed like a b-tch!”
to be high on mushrooms
gimme some shrooms…so i can get mushed
to be in a state of such stupor that you cannot speak properly due to m-ss consumptions of alcohol.
dude did you see jason last night, he was so freaking mushed he couldn’t even talk!
alex: d-mn jason you look mushed…
jason: mhhbbmhhmbauh
to get that -ss beat quickly for doing something dumb…especially in public.
‘mushing’ is usually done by the musher grabbing the mushee by the face, & throwing them to the pavement
that dumb c-nt over there sn-tched my blunt out my mouth…so i mushed that ho to the ground.
rubbing your genitals on someone else’s -sshole
guy 1: how was your date last night?
guy 2: it sucked dude, she was a prude.
guy 1: she didn’t let you do anything?
guy 2: i’m joking dude, i mushed her all night.
guy 1: your f-ckin’ gross dude!
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