mushet


combination between a mushroom cut and a mullet.
short and round in the front and long and sh-ggy in the back.
thought to have originated in the middle ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain “andrew” appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.
look at that f-cking mushet, i just want to burn it off his grotesquely shaped head.

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