mushmuffin



the full time lover of a ‘working girl’ unwilling to allow the hazards of his/her lovers occupation interfere with geuine romance. often feigns sympathy for her many career related trials and tribulations in an effort to make her eventually realize she in fact is a spoiled little brat thats too good for the bus to work, but not for the hourly rate hotel when the time comes.
” yeah, i seen her the other day with her mushm*ffin, b*tching about everything, and he just sat there and listened to all her bullsh*t…i wouldn’t have the patients for that..he’s probably just happy he doesn’t have a girl with a giant fupa, or chalupa for that matter, although its quite a suprise with all the candy bars she scarfs down.

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