mushroom bomb
the woman’s v-g-n- is so small that when the male impales the v-g-n- with his man-rod he blows a load and it can’t go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her cl-t pops off.
(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her cl-t for good)
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