Mushroom bump


to take a moderate dose of cocaine (“b-mp”) off the head of an erect p-n-s (“mushroom”).
tom: dude, you see that guys’ b-n-r?
pj: no, tom give up the dream
tom: imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom b-mp
pj: what’s a mushroom b-mp?
tom: it’s where you take a b-mp of cocaine off the head of another man’s b-n-r!
pj: …
the after effect of slapping a chick in the face with your tallywacker leaving a mushroom shaped bruise
wanna mushroom b-mp b-tch?

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