Mushroom Fart


a fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and fus-ro-dah’s any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people -sskemia.
1. did you hear that josh let out a mushroom fart on his date last night?

2. in 1945, two obese americans mushroom farted in hiroshima and nagasaki and gave many j-panese people -sskemia.

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