mushroom flip
when a guy has an erection in the middle of the day, in a social setting, so he uses the elastic in his shorts, or pants, or whatever he is wearing to “tame the beast.”
yo, during math i had some wood, and the teacher asked me to write something on the board, so like a champ i mushroom flipped, and stood up and answered the question
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the best girlfriend in the entire world nafisha is the best girlfriend in the entire world
- shit, damn, fuck
a series of expletives representing the transition from bad, to worse, to the end of the world. can be used in a string, or with filler phrases inbetween. you wrecked the benz? sh-t, d-mn, f-ck! sh-t, that dude has a gun; d-mn, he’s shooting people; f-ck, he’s coming for me!
- shit my ass out
when you have to sh-t so bad but have to hold it, saying “i am going to sh-t my -ss out” over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree. “honey, please hurry we’re going to be late to my doctor’s appointment” “f-ck f-ck f-ck i am going to sh-t my -ss […]
- shit oh fuckin dear
an expression of extreme dismay, or shock jed: “your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff.” red: “um hmmm.” jed: “she was driving your 2006 custom dually dodge 4wd mega cab c-mmins turbo diesel.” red: “sh-t oh f-ckin dear!”
- nafka
from the yiddish, taken to mean a promiscuous woman; a sl-t; a wh-r-. very similar to the yiddish term ‘koorvah’, although generally understood to be somewhat less severe in nature, in that koorvahs do “it” for money, whereas nafkas more often seek physical or emotional gratification. “kiki, you nafka, you!” -lenny bruce