mushroom helmet


the head of a mans d-ck
can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
the end part of a mans p-n-s which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.
me -“crist! look at that germans bell!”
my bro -“mushroom helmet!”
-everyone watching german p-rn laughs-

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