mushroom mark
the red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man’s p-n-s. this is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn’t give head, or p-ssed out drunk.
i gave that b-tch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.
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