Mushroom Mathematics
the branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the p = np problem, respectively. mathematicians and scientists who work within the field of mushroom mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the ‘calculations’. these include magic mushrooms, lsd, and cannabis.
proponents of mushroom mathematics include stephen hawking and michio kaku.
“i decided to work within the field of mushroom mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting.”
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- Mushroom Mic
the male organ often recognized as the p-n-s. webster didn’t know sh-t so he called it a p-n-s. can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple. maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic b-tch, cause im not listening. suck my m&m wh-r-.
- Meeph
a smelly, hairy, yeast infected v-g-n- “do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell that smells… smelly.” “yeah bro, its that chick, shes gotta meeph!” it’s an anything word; it can mean anything you want “ugh! you meeph!” “meeph this.” “meeph!” (darn)
- Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!
german for “my hair is always bad.” used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror. f-ck! mein haar ist immer schlecht! i hate mirrors.
- melady
hot babe look at melady, shes such a hot babe!
- mellied
the act of surviving an onslaught of lies prompted by intoxication and carelessness. she told you she didn’t have the clap?! -ohhh! you got mellied!