mushroom slap
to slap someone across the face with one’s p-n-s.
those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.
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if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. this means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.
c-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said “oh my gosh guys guess what happened?”
being slapped with a w-ng. usually a hard w-ng.
“so this chick was blowin’ some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!”
when a guy takes his hard d-ck, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. if done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.
(not easy to do)
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage
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