Mushroom Tan


1. the red mark shaped like a mushroom left on skin after the act of slapping the skin with an erect p-n-s. similar to c-ckslapping.
“stacey, he left a mushroom tan on my belly after he pulled out and j-zzed on my face. f-ckin amazing!

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