mushroom tap
to forcebaly smack someone on the forehead with a p-n-s, thuse leaving a mushroom-shaped wealt on face
dude i so mushroom tapped that chick
the act of tapping the head of your p-n-s on a girls head during oral s-x.
lat night, when i was getting head, i mushroom tapped that chick.
what faroramzes does to himself on a daily basis (smacking himself in the forehead with a p-n-s)
“d-mn, he so wacked himself in tha head with that k-wk”
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