Mushroom Welt
(see c-cksmack) the welt left by the head of a circ-msized c-ck after a b-tch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.
oh man, it’s turns out that b-tch was a biter and i had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!
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