mushrooming


the solid tw-tting of a ho’s face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect n-b. it is either an act of intense p-ssion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral s-x. if the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
“man that hussy was a fine piece of -ss, but when she started using teeth down there, i had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming.”

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