Music Boner
it’s like an affection erection.
on your heart.
but it’s because of the music p-rn you’re listening to.
and it effects your heart and your mind.
-you may also literally get an erection or get wet.
a.j: dude i’m getting a music b-n-r listening to all this music p-rn!
julie: dang those songs you’re listening to must be real good.
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