Music Stand Whore


a music stand wh-r- (or hog) is a musician in a band, orchestra, or chamber group who hogs the music stand.

this person will have their own stand and won’t share, while others are two or even three to a stand.

in worst cases this person will be using multiple stands for their stuff.
why do those flutes have their own stands? we’re three on a stand here! those music stand wh-r-s.

conductor: stop being a music stand wh-r-!

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