Music Thief
music thief:
1.) someone who hears a song on your playlist and catches that you say that it’s your favorite song. they soon download the whole alb-m and brag to you about how much they love it.
2.) someone who listens to the music everyone else is listening to but wants to be “different” so they find a decent band an show all their friends and then that band is ruined because some stupid kid wanted to be different and now a bunch of other stupid kids are ruining it more.
ex1. girl with a good taste in music- “this is my favorite song. it’s called redlight district by porcelain and the tramps.”
music thief- “ohh, it sounds cool. i dunno if it’s my style or not…”
-3 days later-
“omg have you heard the new porcelain and the tramps alb-m??? it’s so brutal and hardcoreeeee.”
girl with a good taste in music- “would you shut up and go hang yourself from a ceiling fan? industrial is not brutal. do you even know what you’re saying? why don’t you go ruin someone else’s music because i actually like this band, thanks.”
ex2. stupid kid- “everyone’s listening to forever the sickest kids. i want to be different. there’s a shirt at my favoriitee store hot topic where all my stupid scene friends shop that says white chapel. i should listen to them.”
appreciative listener- “nooo don’t take them away from me too!”
stupid kid- “look at this cool band guys!”
stupid kid’s friends- “like ohmygawd thats wicked br00tal. let’s be obnoxious and sport these t-shirts around and act like n-body understands or has heard the music we listen to because we are so different.”
appreciative listener- “sh-t, now i have to take white chapel off of my ipod…”
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