Musical Protection Program


discovering and protecting a great song from the mainstream. this is rarely works to its full effect. known effects of said song hitting the mainstream include but is not limited to: explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, mindless tw-ts uploading vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
“cinema is a pretty sh-t song”
“it wasn’t always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the mainstream”

“too bad there was no musical protection program”

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