a feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. commonly occurs after one’s band/choir performance.
first trumpet: “i swear if the director makes us play tomorrow i’m gonna lose it.
second trumpet: “f-ck that dude i’m absolutely suffering from musician’s exhaustion right now. i ain’t having mr. d-ck’s sh-t either.”
- soft side of the broom
the idea of management treating it’s employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. similar to stockholm syndrome. if you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you […]
- toe bungle
a sock with a bunch of holes at the end i got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
a g-y man with 2 inches long for a c-ck, usually has no s-x life will you help me, no ive got no inches cause i’m a muratovic
- slip and score
a s-xual slip and slide hey jessica wanna go to the slip and score.
- meh abcs
what hipster lil kids say before signing the alphabet kid 1: imma learn meh abc’s kid 2: sick. lego kid 1: abcd….