Muskeg dick


a condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. a pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.
ex. mom i think i got the muskeg d-ck.
the other day i was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg d-ck.

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