muskeg whale


a large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg d-ck, in which the fungus will emit a scent. muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6″ in diameter
ex. thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

i got the skeg d-ck so i best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale’say get me

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