Musky Maria


a girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a “bearded clam” that gives off an offensive odor. in oder to m-ff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear…trust me!!
andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to m-ff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.

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