Muslim Heat Seeker
when your “target” is in the shower and you open the shower curtain and let a fart loose into the shower. then you close the shower curtain and lock the “target” in with the stench. extra effect if you can let a silent fart go instead of making it known that you were there. the heat of the shower makes the smell much worse.
man, julie was in the shower today and i shot in a muslim heat seeker and she about hit the floor from the smell.
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