Muslim Picture Pump and Blast


the act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) you are islamically married to.
2) does not live in the same country as you.
3) is not s-xually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) the person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (mppb) muslim pictue pump and blast.
what the h-ll happened in the men’s bathroom, did somebody muslim picture pump and blast again?

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