Must Have the Turkey


the only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. it’s -ssumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.
d-mn, he must have the turkey!

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