mustache shaming


to deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

often secretly motivated by envy.
g-d, what’s up with jason’s hideous p-rnstache pic?

wow, eric, you’re looking pretty neck beardy there.

my girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

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