Mustache Tone


a specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. bordering on being an -sshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
“that guy at the bar was a chauvanistic -sshole. his mustache tone was completely gross.”

or

“larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. it must be the mustache tone.”

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