Mustache Trumpet Man
that guy on the trumpet music book who wants to “entice” you with his trumpet music.
he will say that his ‘trumpet’ is big, but its not.
p: “hey guys, let’s look at all these books!”
b: “what’s this one”
j: “omagosh, it’s a creepy mustache trumpet man!!!!!!!!!1”
p: “it looks kinda like my dad”
everyone stare at p
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