Mustache

a universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw –manhood. it graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. there are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from g-d himself.

— i used manhood as a majority observation. no disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.
when i grow up i want a mustache like that.

think you can handle this mustache?! i didn’t think so…
the source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
antonym:evil
1) the power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) wow! what a great mustache!
a section of facial hair located above the lips. a popular style ith adolescents. also called a “stache”
bob: hey, like my mustache?
bob2: no.
a pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. is often confused with beards.
joe: good thing i had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh bob?
bob: dude, that is not normal.
men – resulting from a true or imagined sense of style, or laziness.

woman – real results from laziness, fake implies she’s into dirty sanchez.
that guy is either the last fan of mark spitz or a 70’s p-rn star.

now there’s the type of girl with a mustache i’m looking for – she shaves.
a mustache is an amazing addition to your face. it is the most awesome noun in the universe. mustaches rule. mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. there are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. there are pencil mustaches, mustaches like mario has, moustaches (teehee) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.
person 1- whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
person 2- yeah. isn’t that so amazing?
person 1- i wanna be him.
a curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). both boys and girls love mustaches!
i mustache you a question… but i’ll shave it for later!

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