mustachurbate
(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: to m-st-rb-t- with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache
2: the act of masturbating onto a mustache
3: to m-st-rb-t- while receiving head from someone with a mustache
i forgot to put a hair-tie in when i wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and i had to mustachurbate.
#mustache #mustache ride #mustache rub #mustache with t-tties #mustachi #mustache bashio #mustachio b-ttcakes #mustacioed #mustachioville #mustachosity #m-st-rb-t- #hair fetish #hairgasm
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