Mustard Check


when you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your -ss again to make sure you got it all. also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).
-dude, my -sshole is still itching after taking that sh-t.
-hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.

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