Mustard Crumpet


refers to when a man has finished f-cking a chick and pulls out his d-ck, then proceeds to take a dump on her p-ssy before taking a step back and p-ssing on it. in doing so resembling a very mustardy crumpet.
the other night chris accidentally walked in on his sister steph getting a mustard crumpet from her boyfriend.

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