Mustard Face


someone who is clearly p-ssed off, sh-tty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. they have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard
“check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!”
a latin american individual who doesn’t speak spanish only english with a keanu reeves accent.
i met a few authentic mustard faces in el paso, texas, last night at valero!
the facial expression achieved when you’re taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it’s f-cking loaded with mustard.
“you should have seen that kid’s mustard face after i falcon punched him in the t-st-cl-s. priceless.”

“that old woman had a perfect mustard face after i crop dusted that elevator.”

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