Mustarded


adj.

progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> r-t-rded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even r-t-rded individuals comment. often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is g-d’s gift to everything; a certain path to a darwin award.
his friends commented on how mustarded it was when he ate sh-t trying to skate down the hill.

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