mustelidous


adj. long, wiry and muscular build pr-ne to squirming and writhing, similar to the build of the order mustelidae, consisting of weasels, ferrets and badgers.
this mustelidous baby is gonna squirm right outta my hands!

– is your baby fat?

– no, he’s pretty mustelidous, long and strong.

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