Musto


the word musto comes from missouri. it is the fat that hangs over a man’s p-n-s when he is severely overweight.
tyler weres your p-n-s? i don’t know my musto’s covering it.
a large blue possessed sailing jacket. you can put it on, but you can never take it off.
dana: ”omg katy, you’re so fat.”

katy: ”i know, i’m trying to eat loads so i can burst out of musto”

musto: ”you can never escape me!!!!!!!”
someone who has an extreme fear of chees and/or stairs.
whoa dude, why did nick just freak out.

oh its okay. there was cheese on the stairs. he’s such a musto.

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