Mutley’ing one out
the act of coming home drunk and attempting to m-st-rb-t- but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of d-ck dastardly’s dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy c-ck in your hand.
bruv, i was so wasted last night i got home and tried to have a w-nk but ended up mutley’ing one out instead.
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