mutton cunt
when a girl’s v-g-n- tastes a little funny. sometimes the “mutton-esque” flavour comes on as the result of middle age.
when you eat out the sn-tch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.
but when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. a mutton c-nt!
baaaaaaa!
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