muzzle sex


1. when a male seeks gratifying s-x with a female without having to view her face. this can be any level or form of s-x, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, ‘harry’ing and skull-f-cking.

2. a favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. these men may often be referred to as “harry”s or “chandler”s, please see these entries.

3. muzzle s-x does not essentially require a muzzle. one may have muzzle s-x while wearing a balaclava. the ultimate aim of muzzle s-x is to avoid seeing an unattractive female’s face. research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. muzzle s-x is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.
harry: i dig muzzle s-x.
belinda: but i feel like a dog…
harry: suck it b-tch!!

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