mwf
married white female
(often used in personal ads onlne and in print, or in internet chat rooms)
mfw seeks open-minded companion.
as in every other day of the week, excluding weekends. (monday wednesday friday)
dude, i’ve had so much homework to do this week. i swear, i’ve been at the library mwf!
morning wood fantasy.
you know, when you wake up and you’re h-rny and you jack off. the mwf is the thing you think about whilst you do it.
1: “dude, i had the weirdest mwf this morning. in it, i was like–”
2: “please, no. shut up. now.”
1: “–and then she was rubbing whipped cream on my nipples…. dude, what are you doing?”
2 yanks a sign post out of the concrete and breaks in the front of 1’s skull.
2: “shut up!!!”
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