my ass cheeks are dry
when the moistness from your b-tthole seizes to exist.
” oh d-mn joe, what’s up? ” ” nothing just chillin with my -ss cheeks dry. ” ” d-mn man, i hate when the moistness from my -ss cheeks discontinues to exist. ” ” i hate when my -ss cheeks are dry. ”
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