My Balls Hurt


a phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

can be used to show sympathy in the ybh, as in “your b-lls hurt.”
boss: “pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow.”
pat: “my b-lls hurt”

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