My Cat Parties (MCP)
were you a fan of fml or mlia or even mlib well we got something for you. mcp is a group where people come together to talk about how their kitty kat parties. if your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays cod way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox… my cat parties (mcp)
they say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. well the other 6 they party hard. mcp
just found out where my 12 pack of natty light has gone, thanks kitty. mcp
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