My Cows Can Fly
flying cows are extremely rare, of course. this is an expression of supreme self-confidence. one who is able to “steer” the conversation without being a “bully”. this may seem “udderly” ridiculous but it’s still “hay-larious”.
“sure, my cows can fly. they need two seats and don’t fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly.”
“oh yea? my cows can fly.”
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