My Dog Turned on the Microwave


a convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.
(09:18) – s(a)lly strips
(09:18) my dog turned on the microwave

Read Also:

  • suction

    influence, sway, or clout he’s got suction with the mayor. one who gives head, oral pleasure. she gave me the good suctions last night. having the quality of sucking. thank you so much, ferndock, for your input…management values worker innovation, your idea has suction. a term used to decribe a remote feeling or vibe that […]

  • mystery makeout

    when the male -j-c-l-t-s s-m-n into a drink mixer. then the female squirts c-m into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females c-m and the males c-m together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they […]

  • M25

    large car park near london, used as motorway at night. im stuck on the m25 the london orbital motorway, 10 lanes wide (in places), about 100 miles in circ-mference and with traffic moving at about 15 mph. also used as the term to define the limits of the area covered by greater london the m25 […]

  • quok

    the new age way to say c-ck “f-ck you man!” “well you can just suck my quok!”

  • quoke

    combination of ‘quick’ and ‘poke’. man i really need a ‘quoke’ before i sit my exams.


Disclaimer: My Dog Turned on the Microwave definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.