my eyes are up here


a statement to remind someone distracted by a person’s br–sts or genitalia that they’re having a conversation.
todd: yeah, so we’ll meet up for the movies at um… uh(staring at/hypnotized by the br–sts of the woman he’s talking to) i uh…

lisa: hey, my eyes are up here bud.

todd: oh! cr-p, sorry bout that.

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