my germs


a phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.

a quote most commonly known from the wayans brothers’ masterpiece comedy film, scary movie ii, said by chris elliott’s character in the film.
jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): this macaroni salad looks delicious!
greg: my germs! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
jim: f-cking d-ckhead!
greg: hehehe.

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