My Kimono


used to refer to the j-panese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.

the second favorite boy becomes “my spare kimono”

also used to refer to said j-panese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.
“yeah, my kimono?”
-points behind self discreetly-
“right behind me.”

“i haven’t seen my kimono in awhile…”

“that one’s my spare kimono”

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